Could everyone just take a quick second to send some good vibes out into the universe for The Roommate today? He’s starting day one of the New York Bar exam this morning. I haven’t seen this kid in over a month because he’s been at the library studying. I woke up an hour early to make him some coffee (and to make sure he was awake) because we all know I’m going to need a lawyer one of these days.
Lenny’s got the Dad Jokes.
(Mom’s original plan was the catch the raccoon using the Have a Heart no-kill trap, then submerge the trap—live raccoon and all—into a giant tub of water to drown it. This helps to explain why Megan and I were fairly well behaved kids.)
Masek Family Values
My Favorite Law and Order Lady Assistant DAs, Ranked from Best to Ugh, Change the Channel
*To give her any credit, I don’t like those episodes because they lack both Lenny Briscoe and there isn’t enough Jack McCoy