Lenny’s got the Dad Jokes.
(Mom’s original plan was the catch the raccoon using the Have a Heart no-kill trap, then submerge the trap—live raccoon and all—into a giant tub of water to drown it. This helps to explain why Megan and I were fairly well behaved kids.)
Masek Family Values
My Favorite Law and Order Lady Assistant DAs, Ranked from Best to Ugh, Change the Channel
*To give her any credit, I don’t like those episodes because they lack both Lenny Briscoe and there isn’t enough Jack McCoy
Jennifer Garner during Ben Affleck’s acceptance speech for Agro, winning the Academy Award for Best Picture.
I mean…it’s just…she’s SO…HOW CAN I NOT LOVE HER? SHE IS PERFECTION